Wednesday, May 25, 2005

An open letter to Major XXX of HQXXX

Dearest Major XXX,

Even though I have not met you in person yet, I just want to say thank you.

It is thanks to you that you rejected my deferment application with no valid reason.

It is thanks to you that I will be missing my French lessons next week, of which I enjoy so much more than your training schedule.

It is thanks to you that I will be absent for my French test next week, of which will pull down my overall grade.

It is thanks to you that I have to reschedule my French oral test with my instructor to this coming Friday.

It is thanks to you that I have less time to prepare for my oral test.

It is thanks to you that I have only 1 day to prepare while the rest of my classmates have more than a week.

It is thanks to you that I have had to waste time to dig around in my store room for all the green things that I so vehemently left them behind a year ago.

It is thanks to you that I would have to waste another day to pack and sort out the green things.

It is thanks to you that I would have to waste more time deciding which green things are to be brought.

It is thanks to you that I have to get my friends to register my modules for next semester on my behalf.

It is thanks to you that due to the fact that I am unable to personally register my modules, chances are I would get a less desirable timetable.

It is thanks to you therefore that I would have a lousy semester in the next academic year.

It is thanks to you that I would have a less fulfilling week next week because you are forcing me to be in a place where I don't wanna be.

Finally, I just want to say again, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

May you rot in hell, you big, black, fat nigga.

Gv complained @ 6:25 PM

{xoxo}