Sunday, August 14, 2005

Dear account holder,

This is a warning to stop frittering away my precious dollars on superficial, mundane, and seemingly fashionable apparel like t-shirts, bermudas, denim jacket, flip-flops, shoes, and whatever else your myopic eyes fancy.

I do not have sufficient resources to sustain your recklessness. You could be living off scraps on the streets before you even realise it.

From,
Your dwindling bank balance.

Gv complained @ 2:53 PM

{xoxo}